decomposition

Kids, are you tired of having a old religion that you didn’t even have a part in making, shoved down your throat by your parents. If so, Shitty the Dung Beetle has something just for you! it’s the shitty the Dung Beetle crazy Libs, religion addition. With over two hundred pages of the most prolific religious text at your finger tips you can make man in what ever zany image you want. Here is just one excerpt:
ONE: 'You shall have no other (noun plural) before Me.'
TWO: 'You shall not (verb) for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in (place) above, or that is in the (place) beneath, or that is in the (something you drink) under the (place).'
THREE: 'You shall not take the (noun) of the (person) your God in vain.'
FOUR: 'Remember the (holiday) day, to keep it (adjective).'
FIVE: 'Honor your (person) and your (person).'
SIX: 'You shall not (verb).'
SEVEN: 'You shall not (verb) adultery.'
EIGHT: 'You shall not (verb).'
NINE: 'You shall not bear (adjective) against your (persons).'
TEN: 'You shall not covet your (person) (noun); you shall not covet your (same person) (noun), nor his male (occupation), nor his female (occupation), nor his (animal), nor his (animal), nor anything that is your (same person).'

Kids this is a time tested way of making a religion, but with a fun twist. The council of Niece, the diet of worms and now the living room of the Wilson’s will decide the fate and faith of millions. Remember kids with Shitty the Dung Beetle at your side every day is a shitty day.